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Drakken: Shego, at last your nanotronium is mine! The smallest most powerful energy source known to m--
Shego: Are you for real? I was with you! I know what it is, Dr. Exposition!
Drakken: Fine! I was just enjoying the moment. AAH!
Kim: Sorry to spoil it!
Drakken: KIM POSSIBLE! And where’s the boy who always loses his pants?
Ron: I do not always lose my pants! Just a little grapple trouble.
Ron: KP! Got it!
Drakken: Give me that nanotronium!
Ron: RUFUS! Corkscrew!
Ron: One tube of nanotronium, a-booyah!
Kim: Nice move!
Ron: And best of all, I didn’t lose my--
Rufus: Uh-oh
Ron: Oh man, what is the deal?!
Monique: Come on, girl! You don’t think it’s a big?
Kim: Not such. We’ve only been dating for 6 months.
Monique: Kim, it’s your half-iversary.
Kim: Well, I did get Ron a little something. What do you think?
Monique: The pants thing?
Kim: The pants thing.
Monique: Good gift.
Kim: Wade whipped it up. Reinforced with flexible titanium.
Monique: Great gift.
Ron: Hey KP! You ready for Mission: Pediatric Fun Squad?
Monique: Say what?
Kim: We visit the kids in my mom’s hospital. I guess I’m sort of famous to them. And Ron’s sort of…infamous.
Ron: Ok, you know what, any clown can do balloon animals. What I do defies description.
Monique: True that.
Kim: Oh before we go, I got you a little present.
Ron: For what?
Kim: Well, today is our half-iversary.
Ron: Oh, that’s great! What’s a half-iversary?
Monique: Dating for 6 months. Half a year.
Ron: Oh, cool, look at that, it’s a--it’s a belt.
Kim: I think it would help with your pants problem.
Ron: KP, I don’t have a--Good gift! Hey I need those back!
Shego: Huh?
Drakken: Shego, where have you been?
Shego: Uh, day off, remember? What’s going on? Why are you still in your jammies?
Drakken: I fell asleep on the couch last night watching that dance show I like.
Shego: Ballroom with “B” Actors? And you fell asleep? Go figure.
Drakken: I awoke having dreamt my best take-ove-the-world plan ever!
Shego: Ugh, that again?
Drakken: No, no, no. This plan is foolproof.
Shego: And it begins with you tearing up the lair?
Drakken: No, I wrote it on the back of a magazine so I wouldn’t forget, and now I can’t find it!
Shego: Oh, I think you took it to the nail place. “Kirk, yoink, sputter.”
Drakken: “Kirk, yoink, sputter.” What the--I swear I was awake. This makes no sense!
Shego: You think?
Reporter (TV): Dr. Langford, this sounds like quite a breakthrough in memory research.
Langford (TV): I’ve spent 5 years working with the Middleton Hospital to develop the M.R.M., the Memory Recovery Machine, if you will. People suffering from amnesia haven’t really lost their memories. Precisely, they’ve lost access to them. The M.R.M. re-establishes the mental link, if you will.
Reporter (TV): Doctor, are you alright?
Langford (TV): Oh, I left the stove on. Gotta go!
Drakken: Shego, with that machine, I could remember my foolproof plan. And just to be safe, from now on, I’m going to write all my ideas on 3x5 cards. “Go to hospital.” “Steal machine.” “Remember foolproof plan.”
Shego: Oh, no, no, no. You are not going to become of those list guys. That is so lame.
Drakken: “Tell Shego to zip it.”
Kim: Remember, we’re here to cheer, but not too much cheer.
Ron: Kim, laughter is the best medicine. Unless, you know, you have an acute case of the giggles. Then the cure is worse than the condition.
Children: RUFUS!
Rufus: WHOA! All right, WHOA!
Drakken: Huh? Hmmm. This card says “sneaky”
Shego: Yeah, so I’m sneaky.
Drakken: Next, we break into the lab. Steal the M.R.M., and remember my foolproof plan. And the we bowl with the henchmen! Wait, no, no! Bowling is tomorrow! These cards are out of order!
Shego: Forget the cards. Here’s the lab. OK, I got the M.R.M.
Drakken: Now--now we…um…
Shego: We steal it. Use it! Make sure this wasn’t a total waste of my time.
Drakken: Lost my place again. AAH! USE IT! In a moment, I will recall my most evil, most insidious, foolproof plan! The world will be mine!
Langford: What are you doing? Who are you?
Drakken: An interested party who is about to take your research to a new level!
Langford: Hello, Security!
Drakken: I didn’t have a card for that.
Kim: Just be careful. Don’t break anything.
Ron: Relax. Rufus is a professional.
Rufus: Ta-Da!
Ron: Did Rufus do that?
Kim: No, Shego!
Drakken: Fools, you’re too late! Soon, world domination will be in my grasp once I use the M.R.M. to help me remember my plan.
Ron: Uh, why is he reading off a card?
Shego: Yeah, note guy cheat sheet thing.
Ron: Why wasn’t I told that was acceptable?
Shego: What, you need a reminder to lose your pants?
Kim: That problem has been taken care of.
Ron: Give me it!
Drakken: I want it!
Ron: Why are you--
Drakken: AAH!
Ron: I didn’t do it. He broke it!
Drakken: It’s not broken. The battery came out. See?
Langford: That’s not a battery. It’s a parapulsor power cell.
Drakken: Tomay-to, tomah-to. Ha! Fixed it!
Langford: No, you didn’t. You--
Drakken: AAH! What’s going on?
Langford: Careful! It’s gonna--
Drakken: Annnd, uhh, ah yes! Ahem. Oh snap.
Ron: Kim? Are you alright?
Kim: Kim? Kim who?
Ron: Possible!
Kim: What is?
Ron: You are.
Kim: Am what?
Ron: Kim Possible!
Kim: That so doesn’t sound like a name!
Langford: Oh no. Her memory’s been erased!
Ron: What? How?!
Langford: With the parapulsor power cell in backwards, the M.R.M reversed the process.
Drakken: Easy to place blame when you weren’t the one having to fix it!
Shego: So, Kimmie’s forgotten everything? Like, how to fight crime? I’d say it’s a good day!
Drakken: So long Kim Possible! You used to think you were all that but you don’t remember the all that-ness that you used to think that you were then, but not now--
Shego: Yeah, just-- yeah, j-just stop.
Drakken: Aah!
Ron: You mean she doesn’t remember anything?
Langford: Not a thing. She has complete amnesia.
Mr. Possible: I’m sure that between the two of us we’ll be able to get Kimmy-cub’s memory back. Right, hon?
Mrs. Possible: That was Dr. Langford. Rebuilding the M.R.M. could take months.
Mr. Possible: Oh. Well, anything is possible for a possible.
Kim: That’s a name!
Mr. Possible: That’s the spirit.
Mrs. Possible: Well, at least she remembers how to speak.
Kim: Ooh! Light bright!
Ron: That’s progress right? Her memory’s gonna come back. Isn’t it?
Mr. Possible: We have the will, we have the skill. Uh, don’t we, hon?
Mrs. Possible: Well, the good news is that all of Kim’s memories are intact. She just can’t access them.
Jim: See, told you. Total cerebral wipe.
Mrs. Possible: If Kim re-experiences things, that might help her memory return.
Tim: Wow. Total neural reset.
Mr. Possible: I’ll round up all the family photos, movies, and educational media I can find.
Mr./Mrs. Possible: BOYS!
Kim: We’re playing dress-up.
Mr. Possible: And after that, we’ll play grounded. I’ve compressed a lifetime of video for high-speed viewing. This should jump-start things.
Ron: Hey, isn’t that--
Mr. Possible: Captain Constellation!
Kim: Rockets are go!
Mr. Possible: Oh, best show ever.
Mrs. Possible: But didn’t Kimmy hate it?
Mr. Possible: Uh, the first time around.
Drakken: What door? Hello, what? What, what, what?
Shego: Sleeping? Are you just giving up because your brain toy got broken?
Drakken: Dr. Drakken surrender? Far from it. While you’ve been out, I’ve--uh, where is it?
Shego: Still with cards? Really? Well, I’ve been taking advantage of the fact that Miss Snooty lost her memory.
Drakken: Mmm. Mock if you must, but I used an ancient Tibetan meditation ritual to re-dream my foolproof plan!
Shego: Tibetan? Really?
Drakken: OK, so I fell asleep again. But the point is BAM, in your face!
Shego: Sandwiches, trains, and mind control? T-this is your plan?
Drakken: Oh, there is more!
Shego: Green men? Like, like, what, like, like, wee little leprechauns?
Drakken: Not leprechauns!
Shego: OK, now I say “something sarcastic.” Gosh I have a few options here. You want to pick or--
Drakken: SHUT UP!
Ron: Morning, Mr. Dr. P., Mrs. Dr. P. So, any progress?
Mrs. Possible: Good news. Most of Kim’s basic memories have been restored.
Mr. Possible: There was a little mix-up with the dishwasher and the bathtub this morning.
Mrs. Possible: Worked out fine. Kimmy and the dishes all got cleaned.
Ron: Oh, but what about--
Mr. Possible: No worries. The forks and knives were the face-down position.
Kim: Hi, Rob!
Ron: Ron.
Kim: Ah, right, right, Ron.
Ron: You know, it’s ok, it’s ok. It’ll come back. So you know who I am?
Kim: Of course I do. You’re my best friend. We do everything together.
Ron: Yes! OK, we are back on track. Oh, talk about a relief.
Mrs. Possible: Oh, Ron. One thing.
Ron: No, not to worry. I’ll have K.P. back in time for dinner. After school I’ll give her a refresher around Middleton. It’ll be like a second first date.
Kim: Are you hitting on me?
Ron: Um, Kim, we are dating. I’m your boyfriend.
Kim: Boyfriend? Oh, wait, you’re serious?
Ron: Ho ho. That wasn’t painful at all. Serious. No, see? Look, see what I just did? Boyfriend stuff. So, do you remember now?
Kim: No, but thanks for the salad.
Ron: But, no, see, those were fl--Huh, ok, well, technically, it’s in the salad family. Come on.
Kim: Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad! Rockets are go! I don’t know if I can do this.
Ron: Hey, just take it slow, Kim. Nothing to worry about. You’re among friends.
Bonnie: Unh. Just learned to walk, K.?
Ron: Except for Bonnie!
Kim: Bonnie? Oh, Bonnie! She and I are on the same cheer squad, right? So we’d be friends.
Ron: Yeah, you know what. You’d think, but it’s a complicated girl thing.
Monique: Ron, Wade told me. Lost memory. How’s she doing?
Ron: Eh, a little sketchy in some areas, particularly relationships. You know, she needs to remember things on her own, so don’t expect Kim to just--
Kim: Monique? Monique! I remember you! The first time I met you was at Club Banana. We’re, like, best friends.
Monique: Friends forever, girl!
Ron: Whoa, hold up. Ok, good, all right, Monique, you tell her. Kim and I are dating, right?
Monique: Um, maybe she needs to remember things on her own.
Ron: Ok, yeah, I mean, I said that, but--
Kim: And we shop together all the time.
Monique: That’s right! Let’s see if you remember how to use that credit card!
Ron: Must be another complicated girl thing.
Rufus: Uh-huh.
Shego: Little help? Ugh. Dr. D. I could use a--grr!
Drakken: All right then. Time to review. Hmm. Got the thing and the stuff--Oh, now activate the machine! “Once complete, gloat with evil satisfaction.”
Shego: Are you gloating to yourself?
Drakken: Hmm, no.
Shego: You totally were. Ugh, freak.
Drakken: Fine. Yes. It’s the final stage of my plan. The serum that makes it all come together.
Shego: Hey, that--that smells like--
Drakken: Yes, yes, I had plenty of the mind-control shampoo left over. I concentrated it into a form that will make my plan--
Shego: Do not say “foolproof,” because the more I hear the more I think it’s anything but.
Drakken: Oh, yeah? Well, you’ll see! I need more cards with stuff to say when Shego gets lippy.
Ron: Now, you can’t tell me that you don’t remember Bueno Nacho.
Kim: How could I forget? The center of the cheese and chip universe. Home of the naco and managed by Ned.
Ron: How is it you remember everything but the fact that we’re a couple?
Kim: Couple of what?
Ron: People who are dating.
Kim: Are you sure that we were dating? I mean sometimes people read a little more into things than they should, right?
Ron: OK, look, photo evidence, K.P.
Kim: Oh, wait a minute.
Ron: Prom, dancing, the kiss.
Kim: You called me in the middle of the night once to ask about us dating.
Ron: Yes!
Rufus: Yeah!
Kim: Then you said I melted.
Ron: No, ok, no, that was just a dream.
Kim: So we were dating in a dream you had?
Ron: Well, yes, in the dream, but also--
Kim: Why is my watch beeping?
Ron: Wade.
Kim: Hi, uh, Wade?
Ron: How did you remember his name?
Kim: You just said it.
Ron: Oh, right.
Wade: How are you doing, Kim?
Kim: Wade? Oh, Wade! Better. I’m starting to remember stuff.
Ron: Not the important stuff. I’m just saying.
Wade: I’m not sure if this is a good time, but Shego’s been on a crime spree. Robbing banks, jewelry, spy tech, anything she can get a hold of.
Kim: We should call someone.
Ron: We are the someone. Ok, you save the world, using your mad cheerleading skills to fight bad guys.
Kim: Pfft. No way. That’s silly. Who’d ever believe a cheerleader could do that?
Ron: Yeah, ok. I’ll explain on the way.
Kim: So, you’re serious about this whole saving-the-world thing?
Ron: Yep
Kim: I remember lots of travel, but I thought they were just vacations.
Ron: Yeah, vacations with bad guys and plasma lasers.
Kim: Rockets are go, Wade.
Wade: Uh, Kim, that’s Captain Constellation’s signature line.
Kim: Yeah. Apparently I’m a fan. What up?
Wade: Got a report that Shego just robbed 3 Middleton stores. I’m sending the intercept coordinates now.
Ron: Um, Wade, yeah, we’re on my scooter. No download.
Wade: Oh, right. Turn left up ahead and go 3 blocks.
Ron: Gotcha! That’s far enough.
Rufus: Mm-hmm.
Shego: Oh, look. Doofus-boy and Miss Forget-me-not.
Ron: Well, get her.
Kim: Are you sure that I know her?
Shego: Sure, sure, I was a senior when you were a freshman. Oh, and you owe me 10 bucks.
Kim: Oh I’m sorry. Here.
Ron: What are-- don’t give her money. And she’s older than that. A lot older.
Shego: So I like the sun. Back off, sidekick.
Ron: Wait, wait, wait, wait! Shego, you tell her. Kim and I are dating, right?
Shego: What? For real? Oh, come on. That never made any sense to me. I mean--
Ron: See? That wasn’t a no. Unh.
Kim: Glowing hand. Glow…Go…Shego!
Shego: So, still remember how to fight?
Kim: Oh, yeah. Bring it. I think.
Ron: No. No, don’t bring it! She doesn’t remember how to fight. K.P you’re not ready!
Girl: Kim Possible?
Kim: Do I know you?
Girl: I’m your biggest fan.
Ron: Aah! Kim, I need you to remember how to help me!
Girl: Can I have your autograph? “To Katelin”
Kim: “Katelin, Rockets are go. Signed, Kim Possible.”
Ron: Kim, what are you doing?
Kim: “And Ron.”
Wade: Ron? Ron fought Shego? Alone?
Kim: Well, I don’t know if fought is the right word.
Ron: Sure it is. I fought. Fought for my life.
Wade: Well, hopefully this will help Kim remember her fighting skills.
Kim: Cheer practice?
Wade: Well, so far all of your memories have been triggered by some event or meeting. Good luck.
Bonnie: Hello? Late for practice much?
Ron: OK, don’t let Bonnie get to you and whatever you do, don’t listen to anything she says. You’ll be fine.
Bonnie: I don’t know what your problem is, Kim. I knew this would happen when you started dating Naco Boy.
Ron: Aha, Kim, you see? Do you see? I’m Naco Boy.
Kim: Yeah, I shouldn’t listen to what Bonnie says.
Ron: No, I mean, I wa--ohh
Bonnie: Grr.
Drakken: Helicopter, the train. What am I missing? Shego!
Shego: All right, settle, settle. I’m here. So this is the train from your dream?
Drakken: Yes, the military procurement and distribution train!
Shego: Alright, alright. So where’s the leprechauns?
Drakken: Soldiers, Shego!
Shego: Ugh. Whatever. How are you going to get past them, Mr. Foolproof Plan?
Drakken: A little emergency I created to make them leave. Card number 28. He shoots, he scores!
Shego: Oh, get over yourself. Ham, comma, cheese. Salad, comma, tuna. T-these are sandwiches.
Drakken: Yes, sandwiches winding their way toward hungry soldiers everywhere. After having my mind-control serum by lunch tomorrow the entire military will be under my control!
Kim: Don’t bet on it, Drakken.
Drakken: Kim Possible? But you lost your memory!
Kim: Wade filled in the last piece when he alerted me to you jumping this train.
Ron: Well, not the very last piece.
Kim: Ron, not now with the dating.
Ron: Well, if not now, when? Um, aren’t there supposed to be soldiers on this train?
Drakken: I bypassed the cooling system which set off the engine overload alarm, and they all jumped off.
Shego: Overload? You mean the train is going to explode?
Drakken: Yes. If I actually did bypass the system.
Kim/Ron/Shego: Did you?
Drakken: Um, uh, no. Of course, I, um, I forgot to write a card to fake the bypass.
Kim/Ron/Shego: So it is going to explode?
Drakken: It would, um, appear so.
Shego: Right. I’m out of here.
Drakken: Shego, you can’t--grr. Aah!
Kim: You and Rufus fix the bypass. I’ll take care of Drakken. Drop the mind-control serum and step away from the sandwiches.
Drakken: I have a change of plan. I was going to put this in the sandwiches. But one drop of this will turn you into a mindless zombie!
Ron: Any luck, Rufus? It’s ok, buddy. Just take it slow. Ok, right. Don’t take it slow. Try the blue one. NOT THE BLUE ONE, NOT THE BLUE ONE!
Drakken: Ha! That’s right, run! I don’t think I remember her running away.
Kim: Neither do I. I remember winning.
Drakken: Give me the--Aah! It was supposed to be foolproof!
Ron: Oh, now they’re flashing. Try a different one, a different one!
Rufus: Whoa!
Ron: Whoa!
Kim: Ron, shut down the steam vent.
Ron: How? It’s all steamy.
Kim: Close off the pipe with something.
Ron: Oh, uh… Way to go K.P.!
Kim: Just saving the world. Um, Ron?
Ron: Oh, man. That so tanks!
Kim: Good plan, but that’s not why I gave you the belt. I remember, I remember! I gave you the belt for our half-iversary!
Ron: Yeah, I still don’t get what exactly that is.
Kim: Ron, I remember that you’re my boyfriend and that I think I love you.
Ron: For real?
Kim: For real.
Ron: Now, this is a memory.
Rufus: Aww.
Shego: Oddly enough, I have a card for this. “Dr. D. fails.”
Mr. Possible: Watching a little Captain Constellation, I see.
Ron: Best show ever. Right, Kim?
Kim: For some reason, I know all the episodes, but I can’t stand this show. How can that be?
Mr. Possible: Uh, must be a suppressed memory mixed with, uh, negative experience, causing confusion.
Ron: Yeah, what he said.
Mrs. Possible: Or your father could have compressed 3 seasons of episodes for you to watch while you were getting your memory back.
Kim: That would explain it.
Ron: Oh, come one, Kim. Rockets are go!
Kim: Not anymore they’re not!