Wego 1 & 2: Hego?
Hego and Mego: Wego?
Hego, Mego, and the Wegos: What are you doing here?
Mego: Well, I'm here to to accept my Go City's Most Awesome Hero Award!
Wego 1: Then, this the Teen Twins Mixer?
Wego 2: Rats!
Hego: So, I'm gussing I'm not the Quick Service Restaurant Manager of the Year?
Shego: Uhh... which means that my free coconut scrub and herbal wrap is, in fact--
Voice: A trap?
Woman: It's so easy to capture Team Ego!
Hego: Electronique? You broke out of the specially constructed non-conductive plastic prison?
Mego: No, she's still there. Of course she broke out, you big dolt!
Wego 1: Not necessessarily.
Wego 2: She could be out on a, uhh... work, uhh... furlough... thingy.
Shego: Hello? Can we focus on the fact that Miss Sparky's pointing a weapon at us?
Hego: Right! Weapon... what is that, exactly?
Electronique: The Reverse Polarizer.
Hego: Which is...? Come on, I'm a hero, not an... electrical... guy!
Electronique: Just a weentsy thing that will completely reverse your wiring! Prepare to be turned from valiant heroes into eeevil little henchpeoples!
Shego: Whoa, whoa! Yeah, yeah, about that-- you've been away a while, there's something you should know about me--
Mr. Barkin: Listen up, people!
Mr. Barkin: Ms. Carlson, while catching some big air at the skate park, neglected to check for crosswinds.
Ron: You're taking over this class too?
Mr. Barkin: No, Stoppable. She'll be taking over this class!
Shego: Good morning, class!
Class: Good morning, Miss Go!
Kim: Ron, that's Shego!
Ron: Nah, it's not Shego, it's See, it says so on the board!
Kim: Putting something on the board doesn't make it true!
Ron: Oh, sure, y'know, when I said that in 20th Century History, I got sent to the office!
Kim: The moon landing wasn't faked in the Arizona desert, Ron!
Ron: Kim! Besides, what would Shego be doing in Middleton?
Mr. Barkin: If there's, um, anything I can do...
Shego: Gee, thanks, Mr. Barkin!
Mr. Barkin: Please... call me Steven. Steve... whatever rolls off your tongue.
Mr. Barkin: And don't let them tell you that they're supposed to have class outside! We put a stop to that after the jellyfish episode!
Miss Go: Oh, that's so sweet! You took the class to the beach!
Mr. Barkin: No beach. Just jellyfish... don't ask.
Kim and Ron: Huh?
Drakken: Shego, can you get this open? Shego? Shego?
Mego: There you are!
Shego: Uhh... h-hey, guys!
Hego: You shouldn't have run off like that, sister!
Shego: Listen, guys, I-I-I don't want any trouble...
Shego: Hey, that's private property! How would you feel if somebody did that to your truck?
Mego: He doesn't even have a truck!
Kim: Aren't you guys being a little rough? Even if it is Shego.
Wegos: Hey! Kim Possible!
Mego: I remember her. She's bossy!
**Shego:**O h, here, Ronald, let me help!
Ron: You wanna help? HAH! Y’know, I told Kim you weren't Shego!
Shego: Except I am Shego!
Ron: For reals?
Hego: Feel the wrath of this very large sack of what seems to be concrete!
Shego: You okay, sweetie?
**Kim:**S weetie? Um, yeah, but--
Ron: Look out!
Shego: Ooh! Sorry... he always does that move. It never works!
Shego: Uh, we should probably get out of here. All this roughhousing – ooh!
Wego: We’re trying! Watch where you’re going, Hego!
Hego: Maybe if there weren’t so darn many of you!
Mego: Feet! Watch the feet!
Wego: Funny time to be shrinking, Mego!
Hego: It appears that they got away.
Mego: Well, duh!
Shego: that’s good cocoa moo! How’s yours?
Kim: Cocoa moo?
Ron: Mmm... it’s good. Good... um, y’know, cocoa moo.
Shego: Ooh, something wrong, Ronnie?
Ron: Y’know, it’s just that I’ve never been this close to you without sudden impact.
Shego: You’re silly! I’m silly! This whole sitch is silly!
Ron: Heh, heh, heh... ehh... and how... huh.
Kim: So, one of Team Go’s old enemies--
Shego: Yeah, yeah, Electronique! Funny story – we put her away back in the day – oh, that rhymes! Did you notice?
Kim: Put her away? Oh, back before you signed on with Drakken.
Shego: Mm-hmm. She still thought I was part of the team.
Shego: Told you! Silly!
Ron: Electronique? Hmm, electrical villain? Mmm, I guess we've been due for one of those!
Shego: Well, she's an electronics whiz! I mean, if it's got wires, she can make it a weapon! And if it's already a weapon, she can make it a better weapon!
Kim: And the weapon she made better...?
Shego: Jack Hench’s Attitudinator, yeah! Oh, you remember!
Ron:: NACOS! Booyah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
Ron:: Yeah... heh-heh... good times.
Rufus: Mmm... cocoa-moo!
Kim: So, she used it to turn all of Team Go from good guys to bad.
Ron: But you were already bad.
Shego: Have you Electronique? You tell her anything!
Kim: She turned you good... by accident.
Shego: Luckily, I have my degree in Child Development to fall back on.
Ron: Then the teaching thing...?
Shego: Yeah, I’m fully credentialed.
Kim: Well, this is great. Weird, but great! If it weren’t for all your brothers being evil, I mean.
Shego: Well, I figured that this was the last place they would look, but... now that they found me, I – I don’t know what I’m gonna do!
Ron: KP, she’s giving you–
Kim: Not the Puppy Dog Pout! Oh, all right... maybe I have an idea. You can stay here.
Shego: Thanks, Kimmy! I knew I could count on you!
Kim: No big! At least, not until I have to explain it to my parents. Wade, did you get it?
Wade: Yep! Brain wave scan complete. But it’ll take a while to analyze it.
Kim: The sooner, the better! This is all majorly disorienting!
Drakken: Shego, this was funny a couple of hours ago, but not anymore! SHEGO!
Jim: Um, isn’t that the lady who’s always punching and kicking you?
Shego: Uhh, guilty.
Mr. Dr. P: Hold the phone. Hon, why is your nemesis in our breakfast nook?
Kim: Shego needs a place to stay for a few days because one of Team Go’s old enemies blasted her with a personality reversal ray so that now she’s good and her brothers are evil.
Dr. Possible: Oh! Well... Jim, Tim, scoot over and make some room for your sister’s arch-foe.
Tim: My eggs are cold. I’m gonna go microwave ‘em.
Shego: Oh, I’ll save you a trip! Oops... sorry! Thanks for the lift, KP! Thanks for – everything! You’re the best!
Kim: Uh, sure! Don’t mention it! Wade! Brain scan! Anything?
Wade: It’s the signature of the Attitudinator all right, Kim! Not an evil thought in her head! You won’t meet a nicer person!
Kim: Okay, new reality. I’ll adjust. Uhh... eventually!
Shego: How sweet! An apple for the teacher! Now which one of you is Stevie?
Ron: There’s no Stevie in this class!
Electronique: Go Tower. It is fabulous! Of course, we will need to rename... Gather the henchpeople! Where are the henchpeople?
Hego: Out looking for Shego.
Mego: We lost her.
Hego: Apparently, unsuccessfully.
Electronique: Uh, who told you to look for Shego?
Wego 1: It just seemed...
Wego 2: ...like a good idea.
Electronique: Rule one........It is not a good idea unless it comes from me!
Hego: But you wanted all of Team Go to be your evil henchpeople. Was that the plan or not?
Electronique: That was only part of my revenge for putting me in that miserable prison! For keeping there, I twist the power of Team Go to bring Go City to its knees!
Mego: All right!
Wego 1: Good plan!
Wego 2: Good one!
Wego 1: Nice!
Hego: Umm... but cities don’t have knees!
Mego: That was a, whaddayacallit, a simile!
Wego 1: It’s not a simile!
Wego 2: It’s a metaphor!
Hego: The topic here is geography, not English! Or is it anatomy?
Electronique: grrrrrr.....It... is... an ORDER!
Hego, Mego, and the Wegos: Yes, Electronique.
Electronique: Good unison talking. Very important in the henchpeople!
Shego: N-n-no, those shoes were totally you! I mean I’m serious, you should so buy them!
Kim: Y’think? We could go back...
Ron: Oh! I’ve been looking all over for you! starts today! Look, if we run and push people out of our way, we can just make the matinee!
Kim: Tempting, but I already promised Shego we were gonna get our eyebrows waxed.
Ron: Okay, but we’re gonna ha– You – wax – your – eyebrows, huh? What’s that about?
Kim: Forget I mentioned it!
Ron: Done. Hey, y’kn– she can come, too!
Shego: That’s sweet, Ron, but was so contrived, I gave up on the whole series. What about ?
Ron: Chick flick! How did we get from bricks to chicks?
Kim: Oh, I’ve been wanting to see that! I’m kind of over the whole saga too. Hey, we’ll catch up later at Bueno Nacho, okay?
Ron: Si. Well, it looks like it’s you and me, Rufus.
Ron: Oh, oh, come on, don’t tell me you’d rather see too?
Rufus: Uh-huh... uh, yeah.
Wego 1: Hi, Stacy! We’re robbing you!
Wego 2: We’re evil now!
Woman: This is terrible! Can’t anybody stop Team Go?
Shego: Oh, h-hi, Ronster. We were just talking about you!
Ron: Talking about me how? Did it have something to do with pants?
Shego: Okay, okay, okay... refill time!
Ron: KP, Shego is not our friend! She’s older, and criminal-er! And what about her brothers?
Kim: We’ll help them. But Shego’s having a good time! And the fiercely freaky thing? I am too!
Ron: With Shego? I c-uh... do you hear what you’re saying? This have anything to do with all that eyebrow-waxing business?
Kim: Ron, sometimes, when you really get to know somebody – and after their brain waves are flipped – you’ll find that you have more in common than you think! She’s like a big sister!
Ron: Yes, a big sister who used to punch and kick you! And mean it!
Shego: Kim! Two-for-one coupon! Upperton Museum of Modern Art!
Ron: Ahh! You like art now too?
Kim: Yeah! Wanna come along?
Ron: Pass! You and Shego in a museum and not fighting is jus-just too weird!
Ron: I suppose you wanna go to the museum, too?
Rufus: Mmm-mm, no way!
Ron: Well, that’s somethin’, anyway.
Electronique: Not bad. Go City isn’t destroyed yet, but this is a start!
Hego: Uhh, what’s with the chicken?
Wego 2: Who doesn’t like chicken?
Electronique: don’t like chicken!
Mego: I told you she doesn’t like chicken!
Wego 2: You didn’t say squat about chicken!
Hego: Guys! No fighting! We’re evil henchpeople now! Let’s be professional about it.
Mego: Way to kiss up, Hego!
Hego: I’m not kissing up! It’s a simple statement of fact!
Wego 2: Uh, guys? Eletronique’s warmin’ up the hurt!
Electronique: How did the four of you ever manage to get anything done?
Hego, Mego, and the Wegos: Shego.
Hego: She had a way of keeping things focused. When she left, the team sorta fell apart.
Electronique: Okay, new plan. Bring me Shego. If I turn her evil again, maybe between the two of us, we can bring Go City to its knees!
Hego: Um, about the knees thing –
Electronique: DON’T start with me! Just get Shego!
Hego: Okay, okay!
Hego: So... you’re not gonna eat that chicken, right?
Henchman: Ow ow ow...
Shego: Guess what? Steve Barkin just asked me out! What do I do? I’m weak on the whole dating thing."
**Kim:**S ay what?
Shego: Seriously, that whole Drakken business didn’t leave a lot of time for socializing!
Kim: Ohh... well... the thing is... you-you just sort of... um... I can’t believe this is happening!
Shego: Why don’t you come with? We’ll make it a double date!
Kim: Me and Ron? With you and Mr. Barkin?
Shego: Sure! It’ll be a blast!
Kim: I don’t know...
Ron and Mr. Barkin: WHAT? Uhh...
Mr. Barkin: Well......Stoppable. .....Possible. So glad you could join us.
Ron: You don’t sound so glad.
Mr. Barkin: So, I guess you two, uhh, know each other, huh?
Shego: Oh, uh, Kimmie and I? Like, uh, forever!
Mr. Barkin: Do tell.
Kim: Uhh, don’t tell!
Shego: What do you mean?
**Kim:**L et’s just say, bad idea to bring up world domination on a first date!
Ron: Or marriage!
Mr. Barkin: Uh, I’m still here.
Shego: So-so, how do you know Kim?
Mr. Barkin: Detention. It’s a great way to get to know the students without having to actually talk to them.
Mr. Barkin: Possible, that sounds like your car alarm, better check; Stoppable, go ask why nobody’s brought us breadsticks yet!
Ron: That’s not your car alarm.
Kim: And they don’t even have breadsticks here.
Ron: Bueno Nacho?
Kim: You know it!
Shego: Thanks for everything! I had a wonderful time! Have you ever notice how Stevie’s eyes sparkle when he smiles?
Ron: He smiles? Weird.
Kim: Uh, Shego, something’s come up.
Reporter: Team Go – once our proud protectors, now our evil enemies. And this is the scene tonight, as the city reels from the unexplained onslaught.
Reporter: Oh – AAAH!
Shego: Oh, no, those poor boys?
Ron: Poor boys? What about Go City?
Shego: The best way to help Go City is to help my brothers! Tomorrow –
Shego and Kim: We have to go to Go Tower!
Shego: Jinx! You owe me a soda! Oh, by the way, we’ll need to be back by six. Stevie’s taking me roller skating!
Kim: I love roller skating, but we never go, because Ron always falls.
Ron: Rufus, tell no one, but I’m missing the old Shego.
Drakken: Now... you will learn... the price... of defying me! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Electronique: What is going on here?
Hego: We were just about to brawl with Shego and Kim Possible!
Ron: Uh, and Ron Stoppable! You must be the electro-villain! Hello, we haven’t met!
Electronique: Huh. Sidekicks. Well, don’t let me stop you!
Kim: We’ll take care of Team Go. You get that personality reverser!
Wego: Where do you think you’re going?
Electronique: I don’t know what you are, but I do know my shoe is bigger than you! Foolish pink thing, you know not what you do!
Wego: Get him!
Ron: I think not! Boo-yah-hah!
Kim: Not again!
Shego: You okay?
Hego: Yes, now... what happened to him?
Shego: I think he’s evil now.
Hego: Oh. How bad can that be?
Shego: You’d... be surprised.
Ron: You want evil? I’ll show you evil! A-boo-yah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
Electronique: Give me that! Evil up, Hego!
Ron: Oh, you’re going about this all wrong! You’re acting like an evil poser!
Electronique: You want to see my power?
Ron: Ooh, someone’s a little touchy! You couldn’t even figure out that the first person you should have used this on was Kim Possible!
Electronique: Oh, no you don’t! This is evil revenge!
Ron: Kimberly Ann Possible! We meet again! Hey!
Kim: Knock it off, Ron! We carpooled? Keep Electronique busy.
Ron: Why should I help you?
Kim: That’s why.
Hego: Now we end this!
Ron: Aahhhh... where... uh-oh!
Electronique: Let me show you how I deal with interlopers!
Ron: Um, actually, I think I can guess, if you wanna save yourself some time.
Hego: Step aside, son! Team Go is back!
Electronique: Eep! You win this round, but you haven’t seen the last of Electronique! No prison can hold me! I’ll be back!
Ron: My bad, hehe!
Electronique: Just as soon as I serve out my full sentence, with possible time off for good behavior!
Hego: Good riddance, electro-foe! Thanks for your help, Miss Possible! Sis, it’s good to see you on the side of justice, and all things right and good again!
Mego: Yeah, what he said.
Kim: Hego’s right. It was good to be on the same side.
Shego: Yeah, Kimmie, I couldn’t tell you this while I was evil, but—
Ron: Mistake! Sorry!
Ron: Hang on, hang on, I can fix this!
Drakken: Shego! I need you!
Shego: Hmm. He needs me! Next time, Kimmie!
Drakken: While you were gone, I started a new project! Um, Operation Gherkin!
Kim: You know, I liked her as a good guy. But I guess some people never really change.
Ron: Yeah, but bright side? No more double-dating with Stevie! Eww!
Drakken: Shego! Now we complete Operation Gherkin!
Shego: THIS.....is Operation Gherkin?
Drakken: Seriously, I’ve tried everything. Oh, sure, after I loosened it!
Shego: Stevie? What’s he doing here?
Drakken: Oh, "Stevie", is it? Well, he’s , that’s what he’s doing!
Shego: No, no, wai-wait.....
Mr. Barkin: Quit playing games with my head/I’m a sport but I’m not a toy...
Shego: Ugh. On second thought...