So The Drama (Part 3)

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Ron: I don't know, Rufus. It's not like Kim hasn't dated other guys before.
Rufus: True.
Ron: I mean, hey, I was the one she called when she and Walter locked braces. I got my mom to drive them to the orthodontist. I'm like... Rufus! And the whole Josh Mankey thing. You know, I was never in favor of that. But I was there for Kim.
Rufus: Ta-da!
Ron: Uh-huh. Yeah, very funny.
Rufus: Okay, okay.
Ron: Something's different now. There's something between us. Who am I kidding? That's not different. Something's been there a long time. I think there's something there. Does she? Ah, thanks, buddy. I think I'm ready. Not just for the dance, either. But to do what no man should ever have to do. Talk about his feelings. I know. It's humiliating. But Kim's worth it.
Rufus: Mm-hmm.
Ron: What if she really, really likes this Erik guy and, you know, I show up yapping about my feelings and she wants Erik, not me... and we're talking total flame-out! Oh, man, not to mention what it would do to our friendship.
Rufus: Oh... Help!
Mrs. Dr P: Kimmie! There's a very handsome young man here for you.
Mr. Dr P: Let's get a few things clear right up front.
Erik: Oh, you read my mind, sir. Now, Kim explained that her normal curfew is 10 o'clock but on special occasions and rescue missions, you extend that to 11. I'd feel better
if we stick with 10.
Mr. Dr P: Really? This young man has got it goin' on!
Mrs. Dr P: Why don't you get the camera, hon?
Mr. Dr P: Okie-doke.
Tweebs: Comin' through!
Kim: You tweebs!
Mr. Dr P: Good reflexes.
Erik: Thank you, sir.
Kim: Is it just me, or is he perfect?
Mrs. Dr P: He seems very nice.
Mr. Dr P: Aren't your folks gonna stop by, you know, get a few shots?
Erik: It's just my dad and he's always at work, like right now, he's in the middle of some big-time project.
Mr. Dr P: Oh, I know that story. Hey, I know, I'll get double prints.
Erik: Cool.
BGM: Everybody here's feelin' your vibe
Eyes glued, hands up
You're doin' it right
Everybody gets their chance to shine
So don't be shy now
Don't you know everyone's a star
Big time, it don't matter who you are
Flip the beat and we're switchin' it up
It's your time to...
Brick: Possible and the new guy got the funk.
Bonnie: Oh, shut up!
Brick: Okay.
Ned: Welcome to Bueno Nacho. May I take your order? Ron, something's very wrong!
Ron: Got that right. Let's see. Two chimiritos, grande sized. Three orders of nacos and a grande-sized soda to go. Make it for here. Rufus can't wait.
Ned: Si. Ron, snap out of it. Something weird's going on here.
Lars: Ned, you worthless slug. Did you ask our favorite customer if he would like Diablo sauce with that?
Ned: I did not, sir. Diablo?
Ron: Huh? Yeah, sure. Whatever.
Lars: And here it is, nice and hot. Gracias.
Ned: And have a muy bueno day.
Ron: No, it can't be! No! This is the last straw!
Lars: I beg your pardon?
Ron: This is the last straw!
Lars: No, we have more in the back.
Ron: You took away the bendy straws.
Lars: You, sir, have lost it.
Ron: Just because I care?
Lars: About bendy straws. Ha ha ha...
Ron: I'm telling on you.
Lars: Telling who?
Ron: Your boss.
Wade: Hello?
Ron: Wade, it's me. I'm at Bueno Nacho and I've got comments and concerns.
Wade: Okay, want me to patch you through to their 800 number?
Ron: No way, I want to go right to the top. Gonna have words with the head honcho.
Wade: I don't know, Ron. Getting through to a CEO is not easy. This guy's private line is probably super top secret. Got it. You're in.
Drakken: Hola, Bueno Nacho. El Presidente speaking.
Ron: Dr. Drakken?!
Drakken: If this is about switching my...
Lars: Dr. Drakken is a very busy man, Mr. Stoppable. There is no need to bother him.
Ron: Huh?
Lars: Diablos, attack!
Ron: Hey, cut it out! Come on, come on! This thing is junk! Am I the only one to notice this?
Kim: What?
Monique: Maybe you ought a let it go to voice mail?
Kim: What if it's important?
Monique: More important than... Erik, hi!
Erik: Hey, Monique. I think Wade would understand.
Kim: Yeah.
Ron: Oh, man! The Diablo toys are evil! See? They're... Where... What?! Where are they?
Erik: Are you okay, dude?
Ron: Okay, I know that tone. That's the "Ron's making up the whole thing" tone. Hey, you know what? It doesn't matter what you think or anybody else thinks. Because my best friend Kim will believe me, right, Kim?
Kim: Oh, I, uh... Totally believe you. The toys were here.
Ron: And they were evil.
Kim: Um, right. Sure.
Ron: Buckle up, Kim, cause it gets weirder.
Kim: I'll bet.
Ron: Drakken is behind the whole thing.
Erik: The take-over-the-world mad scientist guy?
Ron: Yes! It's all so obvious. Look, use the more than 30,000 Bueno Nacho locations worldwide to give out his evil prizes.
Kim: I'm going to check this out.
Erik: What?
Kim: Ron might be onto something.
Erik: His whole story is ridiculous.
Kim: Erik...
Ron: Hey, back up, pretty boy.
Kim: So it was definitely Drakken?
Wade: Voice print match confirms it.
Kim: Got anything on Ron's evil toy theory?
Wade: Yeah, looks bad.
Kim: How bad?
Wade: All bad. I scanned the one I got in my lil' ninos meal. The circuitry is way beyond anything I've ever seen. It's like a real robot, only tiny.
Kim: Better show it to an expert.
Ron: Who?
Kim: My dad. Be back as fast as I can.
Erik: But...
Kim: It's a save-the-world thing.
Mr. Dr P: I do not believe it!
Kim: What?
Ron: They're totally evil, right?
Mr. Dr P: The cybertronic technology. It's the Hephaestus Project. He used my invention to build these things.
Ron: For an evil genius, Drakken is pretty stupid. Oh, come on, he steals a $3 billion super-secret technology and just gives it away with a burrito? And yet he ditches the bendy straws? This man does not know how to run a fast-food business.
Drakken: Shego! Status report.
Shego: It's a mixed bag.
Drakken: What?!
Shego: On the positive side, global saturation has reached optimum level. We can strike at midnight.
Drakken: But...?
Shego: Well, there's a snag.
Drakken: Kim Possible!
Shego: How'd you guess?
Drakken: No, not this time. We strike at the rest of the world midnight as planned. But I want Middleton online now. Oh, and Shego, I need you to run out and pick up something for me.
Mrs. Dr P: How'd it go down there?
Mr. Dr P: That Drakken fellow stole my technology to make those little Diablos.
Jim: We're playing with stolen technology.
Tim: Cool!
Kim: The craze is off the chain.
Ron: Every kid on the planet must have one.
Kim: Dad, you said the Hephaestus Project, it was some kind of living metal?
Mr. Dr P: That's how we sold it to the board of directors. The cybertronic circuitry can repair itself, modify itself. It can actually grow. Don't worry. It can't do anything without a command signal.
Mr. Dr P: Move!
Kim: Move it! Get Mom and the boys out. We'll distract the Diablos.
Ron: Rufus, we're on.
Rufus: Ah!
Mr. Dr P: Head for the garage!
Kim: You know how much baby-sitting I had to do to pay for this dress?
Ron: That would be so cool if it wasn't the last thing we were ever gonna see. Ah!
Mr. Dr P: Kimmie needs help.
Mrs. Dr P: Okay, we're talking about giant robots here.
Mr. Dr P: Giant cybertronic robots.
Jim: Giant cybertronic robots armed with state-of-the-art weapons.
Tim: Kim doesn't stand a chance.
Mr. Dr P: Boys, how many times have I told you? Anything's possible for a Possible.
Mrs. Dr P: Jim, Tim, we need to borrow your rockets.
Mr. Dr P: Hey, this is the J-200 rocket fuel I developed. I wondered what happened to this. Boys?!
Ron: Where's that help?
Kim: Wade, we've got a big problem.
Wade: Anything to do with a giant robot? I think I can relate.
Kim: Dad says they need a command signal.
Wade: Make sense. You take out the signal, you shut down the robots. But I'm not really in a position to track the signal for you.
Ron: It must be coming from the source of all things evil.
Kim: Pardon?
Ron: Bueno Nacho.
Mr. Dr P: Kimmie! Think fast!
Tweebs: Blast off!
Ron: How do we get the rockets to go faster?
Ron: Look, he even changed the giant taco sign.
Kim: Ron, that's where the command signal's coming from.
Ron: How are we gonna take that out?
Kim: Maybe we won't have to.
Lars: Hey!
Ron: Lookin' the wrong way, dude!
Kim: Wade, you're okay?
Wade: Yeah. The Diablo has shut down and shrunk down. Thanks to you, I'm guessing.
Kim: I think we took out the command signal.
Ron: Which sounds a lot like a good thing, right?
Wade: That's weird. Just got a hit on the site.
Drakken: Congratulations Miss Possible. You've already discovered how to foil my evil scheme. In record time, I might add. It is most unfortunate, however, that this time you will not stop me. You will surrender.
Kim: As if.
Ron: As if if!
Drakken: Shego popped by your school dance and met the nicest boy. Well, I don't have to tell you how nice he is! And cute.
Erik: Kim, what's going on?
Kim: Erik!
Drakken: The choice is yours, Kimberley Ann. If you care about your dear Erik's safety, surrender is your only option.
Wade: Kim, the battle suit is still just experimental.
Kim: It's about to get a road test. How far is Bueno Nacho headquarters?
Wade: About 100 miles west of here.
Ron: I think I'd feel better about this if I had a super suit too. I'm just saying!
Shego: She's coming.
Drakken: Of course she is.
Kim: Okay, Wade. We're going in.
Wade: Check your backpack.
Ron: Knockout gas that looks like lip gloss, or lip gloss that looks like lip gloss? Oh. Knockout gas.
Kim: Thanks for checking on that.
Ron: Is this some sort of coded message?
Kim: History homework.
Ron: KP, since when are you packing?
Kim: It looks like a, uh... toy?
Wade: Oh, this is no toy. Well, not since I modified it. Electromagnetic scrambler.
Ron: Let's pretend I have no idea what that means.
Kim: It'll shut down Drakken's whole system.
Ron: The original Bueno Nacho, where it all started.
Kim: Ron, keep your head in the game.
Ron: Worry not, I'm ready for anything.
Sumo Ninja: I shall be avenged! What?
Ron: Dude, don't talk. The funny voice kinda ruins your mystique.
Sumo Ninja: I am strong like the mountain. I am swift like the wind. I am vengeance! Vengeance... will... be... my...
Shego: You know what I really hate?
Kim: When somebody kidnaps your boyfriend?
Shego: When somebody doesn't know when to give up. Ooh! Kimmie got an upgrade.
Kim: Not bad, huh?
Shego: Yeah, but still not in my league.
Shego: Like I said... What?!
Kim: You were saying?
Ron: Go super suit, Kim girl! Come on, KP, all right! Oh, yeah! Yeah...! Oh! Oh? Oops, sorry, dude, I... Wow! The Ron-dog came to play!
Rufus: Boo-ya!
Ron: Oh.
Shego: Hey, Erik's cute. Once you're out of the picture, maybe I'll date him.
Erik: Wow. Didn't know you cared that much.
Kim: Erik! You're okay!
Erik: Kim.
Kim: Erik.
Erik: Actually, here, I'm known as Syntho-Drone 901.
Ron: Ah! Is this heaven?
Ron: KP! I thought you were down for the count.
Kim: Why couldn't I see that he was a fake?
Ron: You don't get much faker than a Syntho-Drone... Oh, you kissed a Syntho-Drone!
Kim: I never kissed him. But I wanted to.
Ron: Okay, too much info. So, what's the plan?
Kim: Ron, I... I got nothing.
Ron: That's my line. And what's worse, that's quitter talk!
Kim: Drakken finally won. I should have stuck to baby-sitting.
Ron: Okay, KP, this pity fiesta is over. Drakken has not won. He played you. Now it's payback time. And, you know... There are guys out there that are better for you than Erik.
Guys that are real, for one thing.
Kim: You think there's a guy out there for me?
Ron: Out there... In here.
Kim: Oh, really?
Ron: Sure. You know, guys like...
Rufus: Hi!
Ron: Rufus?
Kim: Rufus? Rufus! You can save us!
Rufus: Uh-oh.
Kim: My backpack!
Ron: Use the lipstick, Rufus!
Kim: The other lipstick.
Ron: Badical!
Kim: Let's go.
Drakken: Nakasumi's toy design. And dear Daddy Possible's cybertronic breakthrough. And to really stick a pin in it, one made-to-order syntho-hottie.
Shego: Wait, so you weren't just making it up as you went along?
Drakken: And you questioned my research.
Shego: The slumber parties?!
Drakken: Ah! But I discovered Kim Possible's weakness. Boys, boys, boys! "Who should I go to the dance with?" "Who's the perfect boy?"
Kim: You're right, Drakken. Boys, dating, it's hard. But this is easy!
Drakken: Shego!
Ron: Syntho-dude, you are going down!
Rufus: Ew!
Shego: What's this?
Ron: I'm open!
Erik: Nice try, loser. And by the way, a naked mole rat is not cool, it's gross.
Ron: Don't be dissin' the Rufus.
Shego: You don't know when to quit.
Kim: Neither do you.
Shego: Got that right.
Ron: Oww! Kim!
Kim: Got it!
Drakken: No!
Erik: So sorry.
Kim: You know, Rufus did not appreciate that crack.
Ron: The little dude holds a grudge.
Erik: Huh? Oh, no! Noooo!
Drakken: Okay, maybe she is all that. Huh?
Ron: Taking over the world is one thing, but you ruined Bueno Nacho. You're gonna pay.
Drakken: You can't be serious.
Ron: Note serious face.
Drakken: Please... the name escapes me. Oh, I beg of you!
Ron: Say my name. Say it!
Drakken: Uh... It's... oh... uh... Stoppable.
Ron: Boo-ya.
Kim: You know what I really hate?
Shego: That your date melted?
Kim: Nah. You.
Shego: Ah!
Drakken: This is not over! Oh, this can't be over!
Ron: Deal with it, dude. It's over.
Kim: You know, Ron, we'd better hurry.
Ron: Hurry where?
Kim: You'll see.
TV: And so, thanks to teen hero Kim Possible, the worldwide Diablo destruction is itself disabled.
Brick: Possible shoots, she scores!
Monique: Straight up!
Bonnie: Excuse me.
Brick: Oh, you're excused. While you're gone, I'll hang with Monique.
Bonnie: Me like.
Bonnie: It finally happened. She's dating that loser. Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable are dating?!
Ending Song:
I know we've been friends forever
But now I think I'm feeling something totally new
And after all this time
I've opened up my eyes
Now I see you were always with me
Could it be you and I
Never imagined
Could it be, suddenly
I'm falling for you
Could it be you were right here beside me
And I never knew
Could it be that it's true that it's you
And it's you
It's kind of funny you were always near
But who would ever have thought that we would end up here
And every time I've needed you
You've been there to pull me through
Now it's clear
I've been waiting for you
Could it be you and I never imagined
Could it be, suddenly I'm falling for you
Could it be you were right here beside me
And I never knew
Could it be that it's true that it's you
It's you
Today is the start of the rest of our lives
I can see it in your eyes
That it's real and it's true
And it's just me and you
Could it be that it's true
That it's you
Could it be you and I never imagined
Could it be, suddenly I'm falling for you
Could it be you were right here beside me
And I never knew
Could it be that it's true that it's you
That it's you
Could it be that it's true that it's you
That it's you
Oh, it's you



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