Hidden Talent

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Wade: Next up, thermal imaging sunglasses. Wear 'em after dark. Night vision.
Kim: Practical and flossy.
Ron: Can this technology be used instead of a night light? Not that I sleep with one!
Wade: Every single night...
Kim: Since you were four.
Ron: There were monsters in my toy box!
Kim: Moving along!
Wade: I saved the best for last.
Kim: Class ring! Cool! I can go undercover as a senior.
Ron: Really? Gimme some of that! Agh!
Kim: Oops! Laser ring.
Wade: More than just laser function.
Kim: Maybe you better tell me now.
Ron: Before I'm bald!
Rufus: Hey!
Ron: Not there's anything wrong with bald. On you it's good.
Wade: The ring is also a backup micro-mini communicator, electro decode?.
Kim: Wade, you're breaking up.
Wade: Got some tech glitches. Let me get back to you. Wade out.
Barkin: OK, Talent Show sign-ups are now open. Due to the litigious nature of last year's show, flaming chain saw juggling will not be permitted.
Bonnie: Step aside, people. This is all just a formality. My older sibs have won this contest last four years straight. I'm not about to break a Rockwaller family tradition.
Kim: Oh, please, Bonnie, I just ate.
Bonnie: Just trying to save my fellow students from utter humiliation.
Kim: And your talent is what? Singing... your own praises? Acting... obnoxious?
Bonnie: Try ballet. 12 years intensive training.
Kim: Can you believe her? Someone really needs to put Bonnie in her place!
Ron: One slice of humble pie coming right up.
Kim: I'm impressed, Ron. That took a lot of guts.
Ron: No guts, no glory!
Kim: I didn't even know you had a talent.
Ron: Oh, no, no. I don't. That's why I signed you up.
Kim: You did what?! Ron, I can not believe you signed me up for the talent show
without even asking me! Do you not comprehend how critically wrong that is?
Ron: Let's stick to the facts. Fact one; you are signed up. Fact two; you won't give Bonnie the satisfaction of backing out now.
Kim: Fact three; I know 16 styles of kung fu.
Ron: You really need to take this unproductive anger you're feeling toward me and channel it into your act. Don't you think?
Kim: You are so flawed!
Wade: Kim, you there?
Kim: What's the sitch, Wade?
Wade: Trouble. Professor Dementor has stolen a top-secret experimental teleportation module.
Kim: Teleportation? As in the ability to transport stuff through the air?
Ron: Through the telephone! That's the teleport.
Kim: Yeah.
Wade: I think I've got a lead on Dementor's hideout. Check out these satellites scans.
Kim: On our way. Thanks for the lift, MC Honey.
MC Honey: Ain't no thing, K. If you hadn't been there when my demo tape got jacked, I would never blown up like I did.
Kim: No big.
Ron: Agh! Whoa!
Guy: Check that girl's moves are way phat.
MC Honey: Phat?! They're obese, yo!
Ron: So, how exactly are you planning to spank Bonnie in the talent show? You know, a dramatic monologue is always classy, though, it lacks in the razzle dazzle factor.
Kim: Game time.
Ron: You know what's a real crowd pleaser? Balloon animals.
Rufus: Balloons!
Ron: You could be Kimbo the Clown!
Kim: Look, Ron, I'm not sure I even have a talent. OK?
Ron: Uh, hello! Are you forgetting? Kim Possible... She can do anything. Just pick something. And blow Bonnie off the stage.
Kim: Well, I did do some singing, you know, back in the day.
Kim: Silent night Holy night...
Ron: Perfect! A show-stopping original song! OK, I'll get to work on producing the track. Rufus will handle lyrics and choreography.
Rufus: A-oh! A-oh!
Kim: Sensors the floor. Extra sensitive. Even Rufus' weight would set these off.
Rufus: Oh!
Ron: Hey, I told you not to grande size the chimerito!
Kim: Guess we'll do this old school. The teleportation module.
Ron: Ugh! I was just looking for the dressing room.
Kim: Oh!
Dementor: I'll take my invention back if you don't mind!
Kim: Your invention? As if!
Dementor: What's that supposed to mean? You come into my lair and accuse! I invented it. I named it... the transportulator.
Ron: My legs are cold.
Dementor: Can we get the boy a towel or something? I think this is a little uncomfortable... for everyone! What?! Ooh!
Kim: Ron? Rufus? Here.
Dementor: The transportulator!
Ron: Wait up! Almost there!
Kim: One teleportation module recovered.
Wade: Great work, guys.
Kim: Yeah, but why did Dementor say it was his invention?
Ron: So? He lied. No shocker there.
Kim: I know, but he even named it. It just seems, I don't know, strange.
Ron: Kim, villains and lying go together like burritos and hot sauce.
Wade: It is what they do.
Kim: I guess so.
Wade: Here are the coordinate for the rendezvous point. The rightful owners of the transportu... er, teleportation module will meet you there.
Ron: I'm thinking you do a melody of Brittina's greatest hits! O! O! With special lyrics about saving the world! Let's see Bonnie ballerina top that.
Kim: Er, Ron, about my singing, there's something you should know.
Kim: Silent night Holy night (Voice cracks) All i-is c-calm A-all i-is b-bright...
Ron: This is bad, Kim. You're gonna risk our reputation from entire school and you can't even hit the high notes?
Kim: Fact one; it's my reputation on the line here. Fact two; you're the one who got me into this. And fact three; I can and will hit the high notes! I can do anything.
Ron: That's exactly what I wanted to hear you say, KP. We start rehearsals tomorrow.
Voice: Place the item on the floor and exit the hangar.
Kim: Something's not right here.
Voice: Place the item on the floor and exit the hangar.
Kim: Wade, come in.
Wade: What up, Kim?
Kim: We're at the rendezvous point. But somebody woke up on the weird side of the bed today.
Wade: It's cool. I forgot to warn you. The teleportation team members are super security freaks. No personal contact allowed.
Ron: Let's leave it and bail. You need to rest those vocal chords.
Kim: You're sure this is legit, Wade?
Wade: Chill, Kim. I just ran a bio DNA scan on the hangar. It's them.
Voice: Place the item on the floor and exit the hangar. Thank you, Miss Possible.
Shego: Thank you for falling for it hook, line and sinker.
Wade: I told you, Shego.
Drakken: It's my greatest plan yet!
Shego: Yeah, like the bar was set so high.
Drakken: Now that I've created a cyber clone of Kim Possible's trusted techno buddy, I shall trick her into doing all my evil bidding for me! You know what; I'm going to save some for later.
Kim: Ron, I think we're lost.
Ron: Sssh! You're gonna give away our position.
Rufus: Hmn...
Ron: You sure, buddy?
Rufus: A-ha! A-ha! A-ha!
Ron: We have T-minus three minutes and counting.
Kim: Is it really necessary to spy on Bonnie's rehearsal like this?
Ron: We have to gather some intel on your competition.
Kim: I just can't see Bonnie doing twelve hard years of ballet lessons.
Ron: Hour after hour staring at herself in a giant mirror? Yeah. Believe it!
Rufus: Uh-oh!
Kim: How great could her act be? She probably... Ooh!
Ron: She's got fog.
Bonnie: Did I mention the finale where I fly out over the audience, Kim?
Kim: Mmnnn!
Drakken: With this teleportation module, I shall be able to instantly transport myself into any high security area I please! Imagine it, Shego, the skies the limit. Fort Knox, the Louvre...
Shego: Or into the 10 items or less line with 11 items. Huh?!
Drakken: Exactly! Wait, was that a serious suggestion or are you mocking me?
Shego: I'd say about 30 percent serious, 70 percent mock.
Drakken: Agh! Plug it in. Long-distance charges are separate of course, but with this capability, we can afford it. Shego!
Shego: Yea this is not going to work.
Drakken: No! Where's the universal teleportation adaptor?
Shego: I'm guessing... not here.
Drakken: Blast! You send a hero to do a villain's work and this is what you get.
Shego: Alright, I'll infiltrate Dementor's fortress and get it. Don't wait up.
Drakken: Not necessary, Shego. We'll simply have Kim Possible finish the job for us.
Rufus: Agh!
Kim: Bonnie, do you mind? We're rehearsing here.
Bonnie: Oh, I know, Kim. I just came by to inspire you.
Kim: (voice cracks on TV) ...night all is gone, all is?
Bonnie: Those high notes are little nasty for you, huh, Kim?
Kim: That was a long time ago! Hit it, Rufus! F you find your world is caving in...
Ron: That's right. You can do it.
Kim: You can bet you're gonna need a friend Someone to take those fears away, away, ( voice cracks ) away... Say the word...
Bonnie: See you at the show tomorrow night, if you even have the guts to come.
Kim: Mmmm!
Ron: Maybe we could rewrite the song, you know, just stay away from the high...
Kim: What's the sitch, Wade?
Wade/Drakken: Kim, you've got to go back to the Dementor's lab and get the universal teleportation adaptor you forgot!
Kim: An adaptor?
Wade/Drakken: Now! It's quite urgent!
Kim: I don't get it. The important thing is that we got the tranporto thingy away from the bad guys, right? What's the big about the adaptor?
Wade/Drakken: The big is...
Drakken: That I need, or rather you... it's... look, just do it, OK?
Kim: Fine, Wade. Chill already.
Ron: There, still plugged in the wall into the phone line.
Kim: Ron, teleporting has nothing to do with telephoning.
Ron: It's all fiber optics, Kim.
Dementor: Returning to the scene of the crime, hero thief?
Ron: Aahhhh!
Dementor: Bring me back my adaptor!
Kim: Where are they? The talent show starts in a couple of hours.
Ron: And I have to finish mixing your track!
Kim: Why you and Rufus head back now, finish the prep work?
Ron: OK, sounds like a plan. We?ll see you at the show.
Wade/Drakken: Kim, they're here.
Kim: About time!
Wade/Drakken: Same procedure. No contact.
Kim: Uh, whatever!
Voice: Place the item on the floor and exit the hangar.
Wade: Hey, Kim. Sorry I've been out of contact for the last few days.
Kim: What?!
Wade: Somebody whacked out my whole system with a virus.
Wade/Drakken: You! What are you doing here?
Wade: Kim, this guy's a fake!
Wade/Drakken: Takes one to know one. Fraud!
Wade: I'm tracking you.
Wade/Drakken: Yeah? Well, then I'm tracking you as well!
Voice: Kim Possible, place the item on the floor and exit the hangar.
Kim: Doubt it.
Wade: Kim, I've got the source of the hack.
Drakken: No you don't. Well, you're the fake!
Wade: It's...
Kim: Drakken!
Shego: Ever hear of knocking?
Drakken: So, Kim Possible, I'll bet you're wondering what horrible fate I've devised for you this time.
Kim: Surprise me.
Drakken: Ooh! You teenagers and your sass. I just wanna... Wow. OK. First, you'll be sealed in a reinforced titanium box. Next, you will be dropped into this bottomless chasm. Then, the chasm will be filled with water. Then, man-eating sharks and a giant squid will then be released into the water!
Shego: Huh? Well wait. If the chasm is bottomless, how can you fill it with water?
Drakken: It's very, very deep, alright?! Lastly, I shall freeze over the top of the water with a six-foot layer of solid glacial ice. Any questions?
Shego: Not if you're gonna get all snippy.
Kim: Beats humiliation at the talent show, I guess.
Drakken: Ha! Now that really ought to do it.
Ron: Where can she be?
Kim: My ring is ringing?!
Wade: Kim, you there?
Kim: Wade, you don't know how happy I am to see you. It is really you, right?
Wade: The one and only. I've already pinpointed your location. The authorities are on the way.
Kim: OK. Next crisis... I'm supposed to be on stage at the talent show in ten minutes.
Wade: I'll tell Ron to stall.
Kim: Please and thank you. Now remind me, what else does this ring do?
Wade: Ron, it's Wade. Kim got a little... tied up.
Drakken: Federal Mint, here we come!
Operator: We're sorry; your call cannot be completed as dialed.
Drakken: Ah! What do you have to do, dial 9?
Ron: Kim's up next. We need to buy her some time.
Rufus: Uhm-hmn.
Bonnie: I don't see Kim around.
Ron: Oh, she'll be here... I hope.
Rufus: Oh!
Barkin: I'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone for coming tonight, particularly after last year's unfortunate lion-taming melee. Our next performer is a last minute entry, Ron Stoppable!
Ron: But? but what am I supposed to do?
Rufus: Wing it!
Ron: Er, hi! OK, I didn't really prepare any...
Ron?s Voice: How's everybody doing tonight? Having a good time?
Barkin: Ron Stoppable, everyone. And now our final contestant of the evening, Kim Possible. Possible?! Is she here?
Shego: You'd better answer it.
Drakken: It never fails. I hate call waiting! Hello? Mother, not now, I'm very busy!
Kim: He'll call you back.
Drakken: But... how did...? I mean... The titanium, then the shark and, then squid and, the ice wall... I thought... for sure this time?
Kim: Which part of she can do anything do you not comprehend? It really does work like a phone.
Barkin: Last call for Kim Possible. OK, then I...
Kim: ( Singing )
I'm on it
I got it
I can do anything
What you need
Got your back
Just say the word, I'm there
If you find your world is caving in
You can bet you're gonna need a friend
Someone to take those fears away
Away, away
Say the word
Make a call and I'll be there
Any time, anywhere
Have you heard
That I'm all about saving your world?
All you have to do is
Say the word
Barkin: And the winner of the Middleton High Annual Talent Show is... Ron Stoppable.
Bonnie: What?!
Barkin: Proving that quantity is indeed better than quality.
Bonnie: No way!
Ron: What? Huh?
Kim: So much for the Rockwaller family tradition, huh, Bonnie?!