Barkin: Alright, people, listen up! In the spirit of international touchy-feeliness, Middleton High is taking part in a student exchange with our sister school in Yamanouchi, Japan. Please extend a warm Mad-Dog welcome to Hirotaka.
Monique: Imports are nice!
Ron: Sure, he's got looks, attitude and a bon-diggidy ride but can he do this?
Kim: Why would he want to?
Barkin: And now the name of the Middleton student who will journey to the home of sumo and anime, Ron Stoppable!
Ron: Huh, me?!
Bonnie: Let me guess this straight, we get motorcycle hotness and they get Stoppable? Any way we can make this trade permanent?
Barkin: now keep in mind Stoppable, for the next seven days, you are a cultural ambassador. You represent this school, this city, and this nation.
Ron: Don't worry, Mr. B, I am a master at the delicate art of diplomacy. But if they push any raw fish on me, I swear I'll chuck!
Kim and Monique: Oh-oh!
Ron: OK, Rufus, looks like we've got the essentials packed.
Kim: You're taking a duffle full of nacos to Japan?
Ron: Just for the plane. I'll restock at the Bueno Nacho express in Tokyo airport.
Monique: You're really gonna soak up the local culture, aren't you?
Ron: Within reason. Ladies, ladies, please. You'll only be Ron-less for one week. Be brave.
Ron: Oh, come on, show me some love!
Kim: Look at them fight over Hirotaka guy. It's pathetic.
Monique: So, the dude's got a smooth ride. Big whoop.
Yori: Stoppable san? Konnichi wa. I'm Yori from the Yamanouchi School. It is my honor to guide you this week.
Ron: Believe me; the honor is, like, totally mine.
Ron: This is where you go to school?
Yori: The campus is located on the peak of Mount Yamanouchi.
Ron: So, we just wait here for a helicopter or what?
Yori: Oh, you are funny, Stoppable san. Of course, it will be our honor to walk.
Ron: The nacos are safe. Go on without me.
Yori: But we are almost there, Stoppable san.
Ron: It will be my honor to pass out. Check it out!
Ron: Is this a public school?
Sensei: Ron Stoppable, we have awaited your arrival. I am Sensei. Yamanouchi is no ordinary school. We are a secret training ground for the ancient art of ninjutsu.
Ron: A secret ninja school! Now, wait, is it a public secret ninja school?
Monique: Oh, check out the sheep.
Kim: Are we the only two girls in Middleton not crushing on him?
Brick: You think you're pretty slick stuff, don't you chief?
Hirotaka: Excuse me.
Brick: Maybe I need to teach you some manners.
Monique: What's rude about "excuse me"?
Hirotaka: To fight you would prove nothing.
Kim: That's very Zen. Brick won't get it.
Brick: I don't get it.
Hirotaka: It is my wish to spare you the embarrassment of a humiliating defeat.
Kim: You know that Hirotaka does have really cool hair.
Monique: I am so digging his hair right now!
Sensei: Our school has a long and honored history. It was founded in the year 338 AD by the great warrior Toshimiru, who carved this monastery from the mountain using only this sword, the Lotus Blade.
Fukushima: You say too much, master Sensei. He is an outsider!
Ron: No, it's cool. I'm way good at keeping secrets unless, you know, it's something really juicy.
Sensei: Fukushima, Your rudeness dishonors us all.
Fukushima: But, master he...
Sensei: I warn you. Do not further shame yourself.
Fukushima: Honor guest. I must beg your forgiveness.
Ron: Dude, please, nothing but love.
Yori: This will be your room.
Ron: So does the bed flip out from the wall or something?
Yori: That is the bed, Stoppable san.
Ron: Call me Ron san.
Yori: You should sleep. Wake up is at four o'clock sharp.
Ron: Four in the afternoon? Yeah, OK, that sounds doable.
Yori: You are so funny with your American style jokes, Stoppable san. Good night.
Ron: Agh! Ooh! Snooze button?
Sensei: Today we begin with the dragon course. Be quick. Be silent. Go!
Ron: Hey, wait up!
Fukushima: Welcome to Yamanouchi, outsider!
Ron: Oh, man, even in Japan!
Kim: Hirotaka, hi. I'm Kim...
Hirotaka: Kim Possible. I know.
Kim: You do?! Oh! Hey, I saw you play Brick back there. It was um? spanking! Mantis Kung Fu rocks!
Hirotaka: You know the mantis style?
Kim: Well, I wouldn't say know. I might say dabbled in.
Hirotaka: Show me.
Kim: What, right here?! Oh, I don't...
Hirotaka: I will see you, Kim Possible.
Kim: I'm a sheep, a crushing sheep.
Ron: Ow! Ow! Owwwww! Not so fast. Listen, maybe I'm not cut out for this ninja school stuff, Yori.
Yori: It has been harder for you than Rufus san.
Yori: You must not give up. Even a mighty river was once a stream.
Ron: But I'm a trickle!
Yori: I believe in you, Stoppable san. Good night.
Ron: Ahhhh, call me Ron san! Yeah! I love this place! Ron san is gonna sleep like a baby tonight!
Ron: No, I don't mean waking up every two hours crying for my mama. I'm up. I'm up. Alright first to dragon course. I'm there. Where is everyone?
Yori: It is the alarm. The Lotus Blade has been stolen!
Sensei: Stoppable san, sit.
Ron: Look, if this is about the damages to the school...
Sensei: I wish your help in recovering the Lotus Blade.
Ron: My help? Master, wow I don't know if you notice, I've been flunking every class since I got here.
Sensei: The Lotus Blade is no ordinary sword. In the wrong hands, it could be very dangerous.
Ron: Monkey! Lord Monkey Fist, my arch-foe. Hey, I just realized, I have my own personal arch-foe. That's pretty cool!
Sensei: This Monkey Fist is now more powerful than ever before. The sword in the wrong hands I fear for us all.
Ron: You fear? Oh, man, due respect, I have some very deep-rooted monkey issues.
Sensei: I know. You were not chosen to come to Yamanouchi by accident. Toshimiru, the warrior who founded our school, was the original master of Tai-Shing-Pec-Whar.
Ron: Monkey Kung Fu, I knew there was something about this place!
Sensei: Since then there have been only two individuals who have been exposed to the mystical monkey power... Monkey Fist and... you. You and the Lotus Blade are connected by destiny.
Ron: This is gotta be a mistake. I can't even get a grain of rice from the master lunch lady. Look, I wish I could help.
Sensei: Do as your heart tells you.
Ron: Can you hear it, too?
Hirotaka: Monique, thank you for letting me use your Club Banana discount. I will see you around.
Kim: Making Hirotaka feel right at home?
Monique: OK, I admit it. I am now officially crushing.
Kim: I know how can you not?
Monique: Well, you two would make a totally cute couple.
Kim: Come on, you two are truly-madly!
Monique: Kim, best friend says, go for it.
Kim: Monique, I insist.
Ron: Nacos are history and so am I. Come on, Rufus. Yori?
Sensei: I am saddened to say that Yori is missing.
Ron: Missing?! Missing, how?
Sensei: Since you refused to the task of recovering the Lotus Blade, she seized the honor. Her footprints. The ground here tells the story... a great struggle, many warriors.
Ron: And one Yori.
Sensei: The hour grows late, Stoppable san. You have a plane to catch.
Ron: I'm gonna miss that plane. Come on, Rufus. Time to kick some monkey tail! Ow!
Fukushima: Outsider, wait!
Ron: Look, dude san, I don't have time for your attitude right now.
Fukushima: Allow me the honor of going with you.
Ron: Well, I'm suppose we could need someone who knows the area. But let's get one thing straight. When it comes to saving the beautiful girl and winning her affections, that's my honor. Got it?
Fukushima: Fair enough, outsider. Fair enough. The trail leads this way.
Ron: Man, it's like an ice sauna up here!
Fukushima: Volcanic hot springs. Many seek their healing powers.
Rufus: Ooh! Ahhhh!
Fukushima: I will see how far this trail leads. Watch my back.
Ron: Consider it watched. Rufus! Ru...Oh, Fuji! Why is it always monkeys? Why can't I be attacked by crazed supermodels?!
Ron: Hey, not too shabby! Check me out!
Fukushima: Outsider, this way.
Kim: Talk to me, Wade. I need coordinates on the target ASAP!
Wade: I don't know about this, Kim.
Kim: Wade! This is serious.
Wade: OK, target directly below at fivo'clock.
Wade: Kim, are you sure you wanna go there?
Kim: Cut the chatter, Wade. I'm working. Oh, Hirotaka, what a coincidence running into you here!
Hirotaka: Konnichi wa, Kim.
Kim: Listen, the Bravos are playing at the civic center tonight and guess who scored some tickets? I was thinking that maybe...
Monique: Hey, Kim! Actually, I swung tickets, too.
Hirotaka: This is great; we'll all three go together. It will be my honor.
Kim: What are you doing here?
Monique: What am I doing here you insisted.
Kim: Who said, "go for it"?
Monique: Who was "Truly madly"?
Kim: I don't even know what that means!
Monique: You said it!
Kim: I know, I didn't mean it.
Fukushima: We will cover more ground if we split up.
Monkey Fist: At last... the ultimate weapon is where it belongs!
Yori: Stoppable san!
Ron: Call me Ron san! Come on, we have to find Fukushima and get off monkey mountain!
Yori: Fukushima? No! He told Monkey Fist the location of the Lotus Blade. He has betrayed us.
Ron: But he is the one who led us down here. That means this whole thing is...
Monkey Fist: A trap!
Fukushima: Sorry, outsider.
Monkey Fist: You and I are the only people on earth capable of unleashing the power of the Lotus Blade. Once I have destroyed you... there will be only me. I say things are about to... heat up!
Ron: This could be a bad career move for you, Fukushima.
Fukushima: How so, outsider?
Ron: I mean how's this gonna look on your transcripts? You know, this will keep you out of good ninja college for sure.
Fukushima: But I was hoping the gain early admission.
Monkey Fist: Don't worry. I'll write you a letter of recommendation. By then I'll have led an army of ninja monkeys into battle under the power of the Lotus Blade! The world will fall, making me supreme monkey ruler!
Ron: He thinks he's such a smart monkey!
Yori: I'm sorry it ends like this, Stoppable san.
Ron: It's not over yet, Yori. I'm like a cat with nine lives. I keep... Owwww! Owwwwww! Hot! Hot! Ow! Hot! Hot! Monkey Fist thinks he and I are the only ones exposed to mystical monkey power. He's forgetting there's one other!
Monkey Fist: The Lotus Blade! That rodent has mystical the monkey power! Ninjas, attack!
Ron: Er, Rufus when you get a chance! Thanks, monkey-ninja buddy! Ha! Who?s the smart monkey now?
Monkey Fist: They must not escape!
Yori: Hurry, Stoppable san!
Music: And if there's selfish eyes around you Let me just say this I don't like to lose
Hirotaka: Here are the seats.
Kim: Look, Monique, this is ridiculous. We can't feuding over the same guy. We're friends.
Monique: Kim, I am so relieved you say that. I was thinking the same thing.
Kim: Cool. Because I think Hirotaka really likes me. So if you...
Monique: Likes you? You better wake up from that dream, girl!
Monique: What ya gonna do, bust out with some of that teen-hero kung fu? Bring it here!
Yori: They will be coming for us.
Ron: Let's see what this thing can do.
Ron: No! no, Too pointy. Don't know that is. Hey, I could use that camping cos... Yes! Hop on, everybody! Ahhhh!
Yori: The ice bridge will take us to safety.
Monkey Fist: I grow impatient! Hand over the sword!
Ron: Never! Not in a hundred million billion years... Oh!
Monkey Fist: The Lotus Blade! Noooooo!
Ron: OK, real quickly, I wanna point out that it wasn't my fault. He did it!
Monkey Fist: Attack!
Yori: Master Sensei!
Ron: Oh, yeah! A-ha! They're bad! You're sad! They're bad! You're sad!
Monkey Fist: Let's just bring it, shall we?
Fukushima: Outsider, without the Lotus Blade, you are nothing.
Ron: Want some more? Ha, it is my honor to defeat you!
Monkey Fist: Retreat!
Ron: Sensei, I am really sorry about losing the Lotus Blade. I...
Sensei: So long as your heart remains pure, the blade will always know the way home. Call it back to you.
Ron: Call it? But, I mean, how...? Magic sword, here, boy! My bad! I can pay for that, really. Go ahead, put that on my tab.
Sensei: Our gratitude, Ron Stoppable. At Yamanouchi, you will always be remembered as a warrior hero.
Ron: Boo-yah! A warrior hero! Score!
Sensei: But the true nature of the ninja school must be kept secret.
Yori: You must never tell anyone of your adventure here, not ever.
Ron: Man, that tanks!
Yori: I will miss you. Goodbye, Ron san.
Ron: Er, any chance of a warrior hero getting a lift to the airport?
Yori: Always with the American-style jokes! Naturally, it will be your great honor to walk!
Ron: Yeah, I knew that.
Kim: Take care, Hirotaka.
Monique: Stay in touch.
Hirotaka: Thank you. But I must say goodbye to my number one girlfriend.
Bonnie: Bye, Hiro, darling! Ha!
Kim and Monique: I'm sorry. I mean...
Kim: We were ferociously whacked to risk our friendship like that for a crush!
Monique: Even one with hair that cool!
Ron: The boys are back in town!
Kim: So, spill! How was Japan? Tell all.
Ron: Oh, you know same old, same old!