By wallaceb
Barkin: OK, people, listen up! In a frenzied outpouring of community pride, this weekend we celebrate Middleton days... A salute to giants of local industry, from the space center to the world-famous Middleton pickle works. Stoppable, explanation... Now!
Ron: I'm Kosher Delly, the pickle works' beloved mascot, and this is Gherkin.
Rufus: Hey!
Barkin: Mocking our proud pickle heritage, are we?
Ron: Mock the pickle? Never, Mr. B.
Barkin: I'm keeping an eye on you, cucumber boy. Float builders, let's get busy!
Kim: Isn't that hot?
Ron: Suffering is my salute to Middleton. ...Oh!
Kim: What's the big?
Ron: Nothing. Uh... Kim! There's something my eye! Ow!
Kim: It's your finger.
Ron: Oh. Ha ha ha. How'd that get there?
Bonnie: Josh Mankey has a fresh crush, and her name isn't Kim Possible.
Ron: Aah! Bonnie!
Kim: Ron, really, it's no big. Josh Mankey is so last semester.
Ron: Huh?
Bonnie: What?
Kim: We grew apart. It was time to move on. So not the drama.
Bonnie: So in denial.
Ron: Way to maintain the kimposure. It's brave the way you mask your Mankey pain.
Kim: Seriously, I'm over Josh. Thought you'd be the bummed one.
Ron: Me? Why?
Kim: Tara.
Ron: What about her?
Kim: Well, she used to like you. You mean you never noticed?
Ron: No! Why didn't you tell me?!
Kim: What's the sitch, Wade?
Wade: Just heard that Tara and Mankey are dating. How's Ron taking it?
Ron: Wade, you, too... Aah!
Wade: Don't get in a pickle, Ron! Ha ha ha!
Ron: Oh, who's the pickle-mocker now, huh?
Wade: Sorry. Couldn't resist.
Kim: Wade, tell me there's more to this call.
Wade: Drakken's on the move.
Kim: Then so are we.
Ron: Wait!
Ron: OK. Let's go.
Cyrus: Ha ha ha ha! Arggh! Ah! The mood control test is a success. I wonder which
government agency will bid the highest to get my moodulators. I'm just one on-line auction away from finding out. Ha ha! In the meantime, The Fearless Ferret marathon beckons.
Shego: I don't get it. If you're such an evil genius, shouldn't you invent your own stuff? I mean, what's up with the stealing?
Drakken: It's called outsourcing, Shego. Besides, why reinvent the wheel? Or in this case... The electron magneto accelerator! With this, I can increase the power of any electrical device to evil proportions!
Kim: Stealing again, Drakken?
Ron: Whatever happened to inventing your own stuff?
Drakken: It's called outsour... Oh, just get on with it.
Shego: How 'bout you get on with it?
Drakken: Shego, this is not the time to question the nature of our relationship.
Shego: OK, fine. But I am not doing this for you. I'm doing this for me.
Ron: Boo-yah! Whoa!
Drakken: Do you mind?! I'm trying to get away!
Ron: Kim, he's trying to get away! And he's kicking me!
Kim: And you're surprised?
Ron: KP!
Drakken: I believe the phrase is boo-yah! Some other day, Kim Possible!
Ron: You ok?
Kim: Me? Yeah. Pride? Not so much.
Ron: Oh, hey, don't forget this.
Kim: Thanks.
Cyrus: My electron magneto accelerator! My moodulators! Wow, this is not good.
Ron: KP! Those breakfast nacos aren't gonna eat themselves. Whoa, what's that?
Kim: Um, thing you picked up. So not the Kimmunicator.
Ron: A video game! Awesome!
Kim: I can't believe we lost the Kimmunicator! Waaaahh!
Ron: H-hey! Hey. You know, it's not the end of the world. Is it?
Drakken: But Shego, we escaped with the E.M.A. Unscathed.
Shego: Yeah, but... But...but... I broke a nail!
Drakken: I break mine all the time. You don't see me crying. Not on the outside.
Rufus: Oh, there, there.
Ron: We've lost the kimmunicator before, right?
Kim: I know! When will the carelessness end?
Ron: You know, maybe playing a little gameage'll cheer you up, huh?
Kim: I don't want to play some stupid game! I want the communicator! Let's just go to school so I can tell Wade that you lost the communicator again!
Shego: You talkin' to me?
Drakken: Look, you were obviously upset about your broken nail.
Shego: Meaning...?
Drakken: Uh, you were... overreacting.
Shego: Overreacting? Overreacting?! Me?! Fire in the hole!
Jim: Oh, cool!
Tim: What do you think it is?
Jim: Sub orbital data compiler?
Tim: Nah, dad's got one. Doesn't even look like this. Hey, maybe it's a Tran dimensional laser!
Jim: Without a converted input relay? Duh! Don't think so.
Tim: Gimme it!
Jim: It's mine!
Tim: Not fair!
Jim: Hands off!
Shego: There you are! I am so happy you're not hurt! I mean... If anything had happened, I don't know what I'd do!
Shego: But you'd like to know, wouldn't you? Wouldn't you?! Wha... Uh... What was I talking about?
Drakken: Um... Did I forget your birthday? Is that what this is about? 'Cause I'm scared.
Ron: Man, KP, I think you seriously jacked my shirt.
Kim: Oh, I am gonna do more than that to Drakken.
Ron: Right... Um, so, what do you suppose he was after?
Kim: I have no idea, but I know we can stop him! ...Unless he gets away again.
Ron: KP, are you feelin' OK?
Kim: Why? What do you mean by that?
Ron: Nothing, nothing! You just seem kind... random.
Kim: Random? Are we talking about me?
Ron: Of course! This is what happens when you keep the Mankey pain bottled up!
Kim: What do you mean?
Ron: Well, I mean that ever since you lost the kimmunicator...
Kim: I lost the kimmunicator?! I didn't lose anything, Ron!
Ron: Ow! Hey, hey! That's ripping!
Wade: Oh, hey. I've been trying the communicator, but there's no response.
Kim: Ron, you've got some 'splainin' to do!
Mrs. Dr P: All right, boys. Enough fun and games. Time for school.
Tweebs: Aw, mom!
Ron: So I guess I picked up the wrong thing. It's all my fault.
Kim: Well, wait. That's not true. Ron did his best. It could have happened to anyone, right?
Wade: Sure. Stuff happens when you're saving the world.
Kim: See, Ron? Everything's gonna be A-OK.
Ron: Uh, KP, hey, shirt.
Wade: If I can get a tracking link, I should be able to activate the kimmunicator's homing system.
Ron: Hey!
Kim: We'd better get going.
Ron: Yeah... Sure thing.
Kim: I'll see you after class.
Bonnie: Some things are just too weird to even think about.
Ron: Oh, man!
Drakken: A few more modifications, and the electron magneto accelerator will be... Shego, you're not still upset, are you?
Shego: Oh, no, no. I'm just admiring your little electro magneto whatchamahooey.
Drakken: It's called an elec... Why are you looking at me like that?
Shego: I never realized how blue and deliciously evil you are!
Drakken: Ah, Shego, uh, d-don't you have, uh, something better to do?
Shego: Why, yes, I do. Rraah! Rrraaah!
Drakken: OK. OK! OK! Um, I think it's time we tested the E.M.A. Perhaps I can cool things down by super-charging this ordinary air conditioner! Aha! It's brilliant! It worked better than I thought!
Shego: Brr! Cold weather! Perfect for cuddling. Latte?
Drakken: Eh, I like latte, but as to the cuddling... Eh... Pasadena.
Shego: Why?
Drakken: Well, because, um... Because you're freaking me out! That's why!
Shego: Oh, poor Dr. D's so stressed from all his hard worky-worky.
Drakken: Well, ha... I do sometimes burn the candle... Oh... little to the left. Ahh...
Shego: Someone could use a little breaky-poo.
Drakken: Breaky-poo?
Shego: Don't mind if we do.
Ron: Psst, Monique!
Monique: Kosher Delly!
Ron: Coast clear?
Monique: Clear for what?
Ron: Kim. She's crushing on me.
Monique: Kim's crushing? On you?
Ron: Yes... And it's freaking me out!
Monique: Sure you're not major league misinterpreting?
Ron: Just go with me on this, Monique. Kim has it bad for Ron!
Monique: And...that's not good?
Ron: I don't know. It's not that I haven't thought about this. I mean, who hasn't? I'm just...
Monique: In a pickle?
Ron: Oh, how I rue the day I ever volunteered for Kosher Delly duty.
Monique: You want my advice?
Ron: Yes! OK!
Monique: Lose the pickle suit.
Ron: No. Not yet. And if you see Kim, you didn't see me. Got it?
Monique: And what if Kim sees me seeing you?
Ron: What?
Ron: Aah! Kim!
Kim: Ronny, I have a little favor to ask.
Ron: Uh, sorry, KP, I was just... Leaving!
Kim: He's shy. But so cute.
Monique: I'd say green and freaked.
Ron: Aah!
Kim: Now, a-about that favor?
Ron: Look, Kim, I...
Kim: You see, tonight's the big Middleton days festival, and I don't have a date.
Ron: Date? You want to go to the festival as my date?
Kim: Oh, I thought you'd never ask!
Ron: Wait, but I... Mmm! Mmm!
Wade: Hey, guys, I... Pfft! Oh! Uh...um... Bad time to call?
Kim: Guess what the sitch is, Wade.
Wade: I'm, um... just wanted to l you know I got a link to the kimmunicator and... Were you guys just smacking lips?
Kim: Great, Wade.
Ron: Whatever you say.
Kim: I gonna get ready for tonight. Rrr!
Wade: Oh! What's goin' on? This isn't normal! Hello?!
Ron: OK, so Kim and I have been best buds forever. Maybe dating is the next step. Heh heh heh. What's not to like about Kim? I mean, she's smart, cute, and dating could be good. You know, the date thing. What if it tanks? Yeah. This could totally wreck our friendship. No. No, I'm not gonna let that happen. Only one thing to do... Break up with Kim. Thanks, man. You've been big help.
Barkin: Stoppable, how did you get in my house?
Cyrus: Oh, great. My online auction ends tonight and I've got no moodulators to send. I could say they got lost in the mail. But that would kill my feedback rating. Ehh. What is that? Ha! Some sort of flying spy bug. No one snoops on Cyrus Bortal. I will get to the bottom of this.
Shego: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Drakken: Uh, this ice cream's gonna go straight to my hips and I'll never fit into a size 6?
Shego: No, silly.
Drakken: Right, heh. Who am I kidding? I've never fit into a 6.
Shego: I was thinking it's time for some evil.
Drakken: Evil? You say, you mean take over the world type evil or Drakken goes out evil?
Shego: Take over the world evil.
Drakken: Good, and I know just where to begin... Middleton days.
Shego: Gosh, I feel like I should say something sarcastic. But I just can't 'cause you're so cute!
Drakken: Yes, well, heh. Um, the space center's float features a harmless spectral laser. But with this, I will turn it into a ray of doom.
Shego: And I'll be your date.
Drakken: Eyes on the prize, Shego. Eh, no time for kissy face.
Shego: Heh heh. I like kissy face!
Drakken: Ah, yes, fine. Um, evil date it is.
Shego: Yay! Heh heh.
Ron: Ahem. "Kim?" No, no. Um... "KP, we've known each other a long time. We're a great team, but dating could complicate things. I, I think it's best if just stay friends." ...Huh, easy, huh?
Rufus: Uh, uh, uh.
Ron: Well, tough love makes for tough friends.
Mrs. Dr P: Oh, there he is.
Mr. Dr P: The new beau.
Ron: Oh, heh. Hey, Mr.and Mrs.... Hey!
Mrs. Dr P: Well, we're just tickled pink about you and Kimmy.
Ron: We are?
Mr. Dr P: But not too pink. Time to have a fan to Ron talk.
Ron: It is?
Mrs. Dr P: We want Kim to be happy.
Ron: We do.
Mr. Dr P: If not, it's a one-way ticket on a deep space probe.
Ron: H-how deep?
Mr. Dr P: Black hole deep, Ronald.
Ron: Uh, great. Look, I'll... I'll just play a little game until Kim's ready to...
Kim: Hello, baby. I felt like dressing up. You don't mind, do you?
Ron: No, no. Um, not at all.
Mr. Dr P: You kids have fun, and Ron, have Kimmy home by T-minus 10 and counting.
Mrs. Dr P: Oh, ha ha. T-minus.
Man: And the prize goes to our winning rocket ranger.
Kim: Uh, this is where you say boo-yah.
Ron: Heh heh. Um, yeah, boo-yah. Look, we need to talk.
Kim: Kay. I'm listening.
Ron: OK, we've known each other a long time. We're a great team, and...
Kim: Ha ha, team! Ha ha ha! Yeah, you said team.
Ron: Ha. Yeah. Earth to KP. Team is not funny. Being serious here. Dating could complicate things.
Kim: Things should never be complicated.
Ron: Well, that's what I thought. That's... That's why I... I think we should...
Kim: You're breaking up with me?
Ron: Yes. No! Well... Yeah. But, you know, don't get upset.
Kim: Oh, I knew it! I knew it, I knew it, I... Oh!
Ron: No, come back! Your dad's gonna put me in a black hole! Oh! What? The communicator!
Cyrus: Aha! Spy!
Ron: What? No, dude, I've been wondering where that was.
Cyrus: No spy? Hmm. This looks a lot like my modulator controller.
Ron: Oh, you mean this video game?
Cyrus: This is no game.
Ron: That explains why I couldn't win.
Cyrus: This controls my moodulators.
Ron: Moodulator, yeah. Um, is that a word I should know?
Drakken: All I said was "let's get this party started." Ah, look, I'm going to go superpower that float's laser so we can do evil. Heh heh. Uh, we like evil, right?
Shego: You're leaving in my time of need.
Drakken: No, no, no, no. I'll be right back.
Shego: I'm not gonna forgive you for this... Ever!
Drakken: Uh-oh. Kim Possible? Why is she crying, too? Has everyone lost it?
Ron: So this device had complete control of Kim all along?
Cyrus: Precisely. With just the press of a button...
Drakken: I'll press that button.
Ron: Drakken!
Drakken: Kim Possible... Under my control. That's better than any laser. Let's supercharge that.
Ron: No, you don't!
Cyrus: It's going to overload! The circuits have been fried!
Ron: So that means Kim's back to normal, right? Please tell me Kim's back to normal!
Cyrus: I'm afraid your friend is now locked into an irreversible frenzy of rage.
Ron: Dude, what'd I just say?
Kim: Grrr.
Cyrus: So I hope she's not angry at anybody because whoosh! That'd be bad.
Kim: Nobody dumps Kim Possible.
Ron: Breaking up is so not easy!
Kim: Grr!
Ron: Aah!
Drakken: A scorned woman! Ha ha! The perfect weapon.
Cyrus: If she's wearing moodulator number one, then where is the second one?
Drakken: The second one? Uh-oh.
Shego: Drakken! Aah!
Drakken: Aah!
Ron: Kim, chill. It's me, Ron.
Kim: Yeah? Ron heartbreaker.
Ron: Aah! No, Stoppable! It's pronounced Stoppable!
Kim: Men.
Shego: Oh, yeah!
Drakken: Find your own hiding place.
Ron: Oh, right, like you call dibs.
Drakken: Well, I am now. Dibs! Ha!
Ron: Well, I'm calling double dibs.
Drakken: Aah. You've won this round with your superior dib calling. But that won't save us from them.
Ron and Dr. Drakken: Huh? Aah!
Ron: Oh! Uh, 'sup, KP? Peace out. Come on, it's me, Ron. Remember the good times? Aah! Unh! Aah! OK, all right! Maybe they weren't all good! But I know you're in there somewhere! Aah! Ooh! Aah! Shego! KP, help! KP, help! Sidekick in trouble!
Kim: Huh?
Ron: Aah! Oh, man, not now.
Kim: Ron, I... I can't... Oh.
Barkin: Stoppable.
Ron: Heh heh heh. See, mmm, no pants.
Shego: Unh!
Ron: Still upset?
Kim: So not the drama.
Drakken: So Kim Possible, you were lucky this time.
Kim: You might wanna be careful.
Drakken: Ha! You threaten me?
Ron: No, Shego's still got major moodulator issues.
Shego: Drakken!
Drakken: Mommy.
Drakken: Ooh! Aah!
Ron: So I... I guess the crush and everything was all moodulator, huh?
Kim: Not everything. There's still fireworks.
Ron: Ya think so?
Drakken: Aah! Oh! Shego, please, stop that! Oh, ho! Oh! I'm sorry! I'll make you dinner.