**By Zylaa **
Camille: Yes, send one in every color and charge my credit card. Nicky Nicholas… laughs that’s right, the Greek shipping heiress.
Wade: I know it looks like her Kim, but according to live web cam footage, the real Nicky is in the Bahamas.
Kim: Then is must be Camille Leon.
Wade: Nicky’s diamond cell phone was stolen yesterday. It’s got personal account numbers in it. The perfect target for Camille.
Kim: I’m on it, as soon as I can separate Ron from the buffet table.
Ron: munching You know KP, Camille is my favorite villain. Tracking her at a swank party in Greece beats a secret lab any day. And you can dip almost every one of their foods in hummus.
Rufus: Mmmmm, hummus.
Wade: Ooo, bring me some spanakopita, and hummus, and Kim you do remember that I’m going on vacation with my folks...
Kim: To an island where no technology is aloud.
Wade: They think I’m too wired.
Kim: For the fourth time, we can handle.
Camille: And send the handbags overnight.
Kim: The perfect accessory for your prison uniform… Camille Leon.
Camille: Me… Camille? I think someone’s had too much hummus.
Ron: Uh no, heh heh heh, that would be me.
Rufus: Oh, me too.
Ron: Camille’s cat Debutante, the one crushing on Rufus, look it’s her KP.
Camille: Oh boyyyyys.
Kim: Hmmm, too bad you have to protect Camille. I heard they’re making protein shakes in the kitchen. Hey, this is new.
Debutante: Meow! Purr? Hmmm. Huh?
Debutante: meooo...eeee. meow.
Debutante: Meow, meow meow… meow.
Camille: Sorry Kim Possible, but this party’s become a snore.
Kim: Wade, we need a ride.
Wade: Hi, this is an out of the office auto reply. Sorry I missed your emergency, but I’m currently vacationing with my family in a remote location.
Kim: He sure didn’t waste any time going on vacation. Looks like we’re on our own.
Ron: munches So, how’re we gettin’ home then?
Kim: Hi, we need information on flights to the United States.
Ron: spits We’re going commercial?!
Rufus: hmm? Ahhhh
Rufus: Thbbt, ewww.
Debutante: Meew. Meeoww.
Rufus: heh oooh… Uh oh.
Debutante: Mew… sad Meeoow
Rufus: Ohhhhh. Aw, come on.
Rufus: Hi… huh?
Fake Ron: Ahhhh, a pink escargot.
Airport Attendant: I’m sorry; this is the people line, that’s your line.
Debutante: Meow… meeeeoooowww.
Ron: grunts It’s gotta go back farther than this. Ehhhhh, ah-ha. Ohhhhh, now we’re talking. Not polite to stare.
Kim: I think it’s more of a glare.
Flight Attendant: Sir, you can’t sit in a broken seat, and it’s a full flight. sigh we’ll have to bump ya to first class.
Airplane Announcer: Special delivery, Antarctica.
Debutante: Meow? Meoooooww.
Rufus: Hmmm, your fault.
Debutante: Puurrr….Purr, meow.
Kim: Oh, I am so glad to be off that plane. How was first class? Roooon?
Ron: Oh, um yeah uh first class, so overrated. You know the one-hour massage was like only fifty minutes maybe. Right Rufus? Back me up buddy. Rufus. Huh, lamb kabob, but I-I thought I ate that already? Wait a minute, I-if I didn’t eat the kabob that means, I ATE RUFUS!
Ron: O-o-o-ohhhh, my reoccurring nightmare’s come true. I’m sorry buddy.
Kim: Ron, you did not…eat…Rufus.
Ron: Uh are you sure KP, cause whatever I ate was pretty tasty.
Kim: 99 percent, you must have left him behind in Greece. We’ll have to go back.
Camille: Come on Debutante, time for mannies and petties. Debutante? Where could she be? I’ve gotta find her. I booked a two-for-one special.
Sea Captain: Ah the sea, she’s home to so many mysterious creatures.
Worker: True enough.
Rufus: Uh oh.
Ron: Man, I can’t believe they wouldn’t give me back my first class seat. Do they know it’s a twelve-hour flight back to Greece?
Kim: Pretty sure of it Ron.
Ron: Well, you know there’s always a chance my seat will break again.
Kim: I doubt it, that was just…
Ron: Heh, lest ye forget KP, the Ron man’s specialty is breaking things. Oh yea.
Man: They’re not on the charts. They must be two new species.
Woman: I must have them. I want to adopt two animals from every continent.
Camille: Searching for Debutante is like way intense. I need a vacation.
Woman: Awwww, my little pondupopo and zendazahuul.
Man: Come darling, we’ll be late for the press junket.
Woman: Be back in a tick.
Rufus: uh huh pleh, uh huh phooey.
Ron: Greece, uh huh yeah like what they’ve done with the place. Hey text message from Rufus. Just arrived in Go City. Oh, my little buddy’s ok.
Kim: That’s great.
Ron: And we’re gonna be on the next flight back to the US of A.
Kim: Less great.
Rufus: O-oh, bye.
Kim: Looks like the cargo shipment from Go City was right on time.
Ron: See, I mean we really can function without Wade. Anybody can arrange for the safe and speedy transport of their hairless pet. Oh, this is bad.
Kim: Not entirely. I think Camille will be much easier to track down now.
Ron: How so?
Ron: Ten miles away?
Kim: Twelve tops.
Ron: We’re coming Rufus.